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It’s Been a Tickld Summer for Haters of the Craft

     My current summer goal is to have made it off the vote page on Tickld. Why is this even a thing you ask? I’ll tell you. My stupid brother and the fact that I have a free trial on Photoshop. Yes, free trial on photoshop means that I can click the “quick selection tool” as much as I want for 30 days! At least, I think that’s how much time I have. I didn’t really read the agreement when I signed. All I know is that my credit card information is my own. 

     I have generated three memes so far. The current meme is in transition with five likes and one hater. The first was a picture of a scone with Iggy Azalea photoshopped in front of it. It says,”I’m so fancy. Can’t you taste this scone?” I thought this was very clever! On my drives to and from Boston, my radio played this song frequently. Whenever the chorus came around, I ALWAYS sang “scone.” Someone else must understand this! Alas, 37 people were in agreement that scones are not part of Iggy’s diet. 

     The second image was not so good. I will concede! I saw a slight resemblance between the new band called Magic and the band from the FreeCreditReport.com commercials. The lead singer looks similar to that of the Canadian guy we all came to know as the French person singing English words to American people. I photoshopped the lead singer of the website band to a Magic band photo. 63 haters. They knew. 

     The current image is of the ugliest catfish I could find. I didn’t name it. I could have. I photoshopped a picture of a shirtless Nev onto the ugly catfish and wrote, “Still looking forward to the day when Nev finds a real catfish.” See? This one has promise. Now I just have to wait for couch potato hooligans to accept my creation. It is 10:53 on a Sunday night. I feel like Tyrion waiting for someone to fight for his honor. However, my opponent will refuse to wear a helmet and have his eyed gauged out. Thank you, Tickld. You have killed my faith in the humanity of peoples that will want to make me rich and famous for a meme where I “quick selected” around a hairy MTV body. 

     AND YET, my voice actor bass friend Justin has recently reminded me of Swagrid…and all is good with the universe. 

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